We are salted gods
With the burnt edges of beauty
And the sweet aroma of destructive power
Our oven called heaven burns blistering hot with our vengeful wrath
Taste us and you will see how we will conquer
Taste us and try and turn away
You will come running back
For you will be fulfilled with our salted love
You'll lick your lips and tremble at our delicious flavor
We are salted gods!
Bow down before us!
Lick your wrist and down tequila!
We are salted gods
You have no choice but to love us