Third Times A Charm- by: unknown forgotten

I saw you in the parking lot
You were beautiful
I didn't know your name
But we had met twice before
I walked up casually and introduced myself
And I thought that I should let you know
That I don't love anyone anymore

I think we'd get along alright
Once we knew each others names
Went on a few dates and had a few drinks
Everything about you is enthralling
I wish I could give you a kiss
I don't love anyone anymore

Neo-Pilgramage and The Redemption of Mankind- by: unknown forgotten


Fuck you
I hate you
Die
Bastard ass motherfucker
Eat shit
Cunt
Son of a bitch


Are thing I used to say to people like you
But I'm not like that anymore
Now that I'm a Neo-Pilgrim!
I am as prude as they come
Colonizing in urban cities
And bringing our blandness to you
It's the best thing that's ever happened to me
And for you too!


Cut of all your hair little girls!
You will no longer be the little whores that you are
But only if you join us
Chop chop with the penis son!
God doesn't want you desecrating your holy hands
Tattoo this new holy pilgrim scripture
Right on your whipped and lashed asses
It speaks of the Holy Soap
That is mankinds only redemption
It reads:

"Eat the Holy Soap, ya dig?
Chew it up real nice like.
Yeah.
Try not to vomit now,
Choke it down.
Yeah.
Now just wait it out,
And your asshole will blow Holy Soap Bubbles,
For which others shall bathe in."

I urge everyone
All you evil fat producing sacks of shit
Come, join us, eat the Holy Soap
And be cleansed from within

And from the soapy shit sauce of your Neo-Pilgrim sisters and brothers
Don't stay the same living everyday with all those pricks and bitches

Join us in our mission to become the new forefathers of our new country to be
Where jobs and money have no reason to exist
Doesn't it sound great?! Yeah!

Everyday at 1:30pm we devoutly read from our holy book
"The Totally Holy Pilgrimified Words of Stevie 0."
Stevie O. is our new master
His holy book says he is god
And that he will lead We, the Neo-Pilgrims to heaven and beyond
First stop is located in the center of the Earth
And the only way through is by passing through the molten lava rock
Of 3 specific volcanoes, the first 3 Stevie O created
At the beginning of time and the Earth's birth
The next we can not know of
Until we proceed to the afterlife's first home

Come sisters and brothers
You have lost your ways!
Eat the Holy Soap god damnit!
We'll get it inside you somehow!
Be it through your mouth,
or the other end!!

That Evil Man is Your Lover?- by: unknown forgotten

"I almost drove this car into a god damned building
I was about to destroy us all
But I woke up and turned the wheel

You should have seen your ugly face
All crunched up and in shock
From the near death experience we just had in the car

You screamed like an old lady
You're a big baby
We're not dead are we?

God damnit, I already told you
It must have been all that beer I drank
So shut up darling

Get in the car I'm leaving now
You can come with me
Or you can stay here if you'd like ."

Suck it up old dog
The sand and the seaweed is wrapped around toes
Coral reef tearing up flesh
The mountain hills covered in snow
Frostbite forcing skin cells to freeze and burst
Grassy fields that breach the horizon
With occasional patches of stinging nettles
Run faster and you'll soon make it home

Hibernation

I've gone into hiding again.

Bellisimo- by: unknown forgotten

Soon I'll step onto your territory
Walk all over your lawn
Knock on your door
And come inside

I'll start by pacing the sidewalk across the street
Then stand outside your house
But eventually I'll walk onto your property
And you'll make me dinner inside

I'll sleep in your bed
You'll hold me tight
I'll play your piano late at night
I'll be there the next morning with comforting eyes

Sooner still I'll chase myself off with my own gaurd dogs

I can write the music
But I can never sing the words
I make the best incomplete songs

Some Song- by: unknown forgotten

That blood pouring out of my arm is minor
I'm sure the infection will heal it all
The blow itself was worse then the after affect
Your eyes hurt me even worse

Yet I don't know you
I think I met you once
It's not even that I love you
It's more that I want to know you more

That bruise on my knee will only swell up
It will be painful for days
But between then and now and who knows when
I'll probably not see you soon again

I guess I could make a move
I suppose I could take that chance
But I'm always terrible at that
I'd rather revel in the aftermath