That Evil Man is Your Lover?- by: unknown forgotten

"I almost drove this car into a god damned building
I was about to destroy us all
But I woke up and turned the wheel

You should have seen your ugly face
All crunched up and in shock
From the near death experience we just had in the car

You screamed like an old lady
You're a big baby
We're not dead are we?

God damnit, I already told you
It must have been all that beer I drank
So shut up darling

Get in the car I'm leaving now
You can come with me
Or you can stay here if you'd like ."