Neo-Pilgramage and The Redemption of Mankind- by: unknown forgotten


Fuck you
I hate you
Die
Bastard ass motherfucker
Eat shit
Cunt
Son of a bitch


Are thing I used to say to people like you
But I'm not like that anymore
Now that I'm a Neo-Pilgrim!
I am as prude as they come
Colonizing in urban cities
And bringing our blandness to you
It's the best thing that's ever happened to me
And for you too!


Cut of all your hair little girls!
You will no longer be the little whores that you are
But only if you join us
Chop chop with the penis son!
God doesn't want you desecrating your holy hands
Tattoo this new holy pilgrim scripture
Right on your whipped and lashed asses
It speaks of the Holy Soap
That is mankinds only redemption
It reads:

"Eat the Holy Soap, ya dig?
Chew it up real nice like.
Yeah.
Try not to vomit now,
Choke it down.
Yeah.
Now just wait it out,
And your asshole will blow Holy Soap Bubbles,
For which others shall bathe in."

I urge everyone
All you evil fat producing sacks of shit
Come, join us, eat the Holy Soap
And be cleansed from within

And from the soapy shit sauce of your Neo-Pilgrim sisters and brothers
Don't stay the same living everyday with all those pricks and bitches

Join us in our mission to become the new forefathers of our new country to be
Where jobs and money have no reason to exist
Doesn't it sound great?! Yeah!

Everyday at 1:30pm we devoutly read from our holy book
"The Totally Holy Pilgrimified Words of Stevie 0."
Stevie O. is our new master
His holy book says he is god
And that he will lead We, the Neo-Pilgrims to heaven and beyond
First stop is located in the center of the Earth
And the only way through is by passing through the molten lava rock
Of 3 specific volcanoes, the first 3 Stevie O created
At the beginning of time and the Earth's birth
The next we can not know of
Until we proceed to the afterlife's first home

Come sisters and brothers
You have lost your ways!
Eat the Holy Soap god damnit!
We'll get it inside you somehow!
Be it through your mouth,
or the other end!!