Aaagh! What a dumb fucking dog. I hate it! My roommates beagle is the worst dog ever. I swear i'm gonna kill it. Besides thousands (seriously) of other dumbass shit, it just ate half a box of my goldfish crackers! I just want to kick it in the fucking head. You would too if it was there, every day, day after day, after day, after day, every day, fucking shit up constantly!