The Gift of Smarts- by: unknown forgotten

Out of the clear blue sky
The thundering crack rained
Lightning leaping from nothing
Connecting with his head
Zapping into his brain

The tale of an ordinary man
A normal man with no special plight
Until that unordinary day
When he was sruck by heaven's light

He now knew everything there is
It had given him the gift of smarts
Ask him any question whatsoever
Like "Why bologne has a funny name?"
He would tell all, and why it was so and so's fault

He made millions within a week
There was nothing he didn't know
He thought he was on the top of the world
Until one child asked him a question
Where he took the biggest blow

"How did the lightning make you smarter?"
Asked the curious little boy
And the moral of the story is:
We'll just never know