Salted Gods- by: unknown forgotten

We are salted gods
In a land of snack foods and treats
Accept us

We are salted gods
With the extra little something
To make you want more and more

Listen to us preach
Obey our commands
Lick the salt off your sweaty arm

There's no time
To choose something better
Worship us, the salted gods

We are so tasty
More than you ever thought
Drink tequila to quench your thirts

We are salted gods
Above all the rest
In this land of snack foods and treats