head full of helium (or something like it)- by: unknown forgotten

my head is full of helium
(or something like it)
and with these infernal winds
and this single fin that runs atop my skull
i'll blow away if i step rightly outside

(let's not forget
my back hurts
my blood is full of poison
and it eating away at my joints
what sleep I've had
oh, say it hurts bad
toss and turn)

by golly god
and his tasteful wrath
my eyes are turning backwards
and everything is going out of focus
shall i reap the flavors of my days

but I say mostly
my head is full of helium
(or a gas lighter than air)
feel i'll float away in a sooner day
like a hot air balloon
i'll course the world

this fin across my skull is growing bigger
and in these winds!
ha, we laugh at the humor
the funny bones that ache so bad
dare I? ha! dare I venture outside
say on a day like this?

not to mention the rain that's falling effortless
it stings, i say it stings like the bitter cold
or perhaps the spatter of boiling oil
and in these winds! ha! these winds they're strong
and with a head full of helium
I dare not step outside

oh what miserable days
feel like soggy toast
I'll slip and fall on the slick walk!
being so light and all
and in these winds!
and this effortless rain
i'll blow away
i'll blow right up away!

oh that jolly god
he mocks me with his weather
say i'll just kick back indoors this day
and we'll laugh at each other
being me with this head full of helium
(or something like it)
he taunts me with his powerful breath and blow
trying to knock me over in the rain that pours
Go outdoors? ha! we laugh at each other
ha! this grin across my jaw grows larger
good times, friends, good times

now say
with this head full of helium and all
just leave me alone