-The Salted Gods-
Black Peppered Sinners- by: unknown forgotten

Part I
-Beware the Wrath of the Salted Gods-

All that salt turns to dust
Blowing up in the wind
Freeing our peppery lungs once again
Salt laid on the road to destroy ice
Like it's sprinkled upon dry toast
Salt used in vain that angers the Salted Gods
And tears at their mineral coated throats
Beware the wrath of the Salted Gods
Or so be it you taste pepper for the rest of your life
Shaker caps unscrewed
To dump millions of black grains on the unexpected
To inhale and sneeze the black powder until death

Part II
-Salted Love-

Taste the salt
Flavor your bland foods
Do not salt the earthen world
You question the wonder of salt
Like you never knew it before
Iodized packets torn open
And poured on your soul
It will melt the ice around your heart

Part III
-Repent Peppery Sinners and Be Blessed-

When you eat your pretzels
Do you neglect to thank the Salted Gods?
When you indulge yourself with popcorn
Do you even consider the magic art that makes it's flavor so good?
It is salt! The mineral you have forgot!
Repent peppery sinners
Your sodium filled blood is not yours to own
Turn away from your black peppered ways
And pray to the Salted Gods for forgiveness
And offer up to them an offering of thanks,
sacrifice your baked potato to the delicious white heaven
And cover it with what you first loved
The blessed gift to man that is salt
Do not use just a pinch, but pour freely
Like the Salted Gods have done
And sprinkled their never ending tasty white love on you