We're All Susceptible to Rabies and Mange- by: unknown forgotten

Like the dog that finally bit the tire off that luxury sedan
Like the dog that licked that beer off the floor
And went to town on all the cats in town
Like the dog that saved a boy from drowning
Like the dog that fought cougars and beers
Like the dog that howls to the moon
Like the dog that loves his owner
But is still wild at heart.

Like the dog that you are
You filthy son of a bitch
Your life is a wreck
You've got no friends no home
You don't even have a bone
Your unkempt, unclean
You live out on the streets
Striving to survive
Eating whatever you can find
Your pathetic and disturbing
Don't come near me.

Like the dog that you are,
Man's best friend.