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Good Sir or Ma'am to whom which I speak,
You do not know whom I am, or from whence I have arrived.
I shall do so as I please and see proper.
Regardless of any incoherence there may be between us.
Thank you, and I shall be on my way.
My good Sir or Ma'am! Shame be on you!
I surely hope you did not commit the actions I have just now, this very moment, witnessed.
Speak only to the palm of my hand that I have presented in front of you as a sign of commanded silence, or rather do not continue to speak further on this matter, for I wish not to hear any more of what you may have to say at this present juncture.
Good day, and thank you for behaving so rationally. Let us now part ways, leaving this issue mutually unresolved, to avoid any further complications that could lead to aggression.