Secure- by: unknown forgotten

You remember how I crossed the tight wire without falling?
And when I ran across the crumbling rope bridge?
And that time I hung from a rope and traversed that building?
Or that time I jumped out of that plane with no parachute?
Or how I fought off those sharks with a pocket knife on a key chain?
And how I saved the president with a balloon full of shaving cream?
And how I drove that delivery truck full of bombs off a cliff and jumped out at the last second?
Or the time I single handedly took out that squadron of ex-marines?
And that time I lit the entire world on fire?
I won't go back there. I won't.