You Dick- by: unknown forgotten

You're a dick with awful hair
A mind of lost control
And you're howling at the moon

You yield a cannon of a gun
A presence of fear and danger
We anticipate the boom

"You have a tiny dick for a head on broad shoulders
You have to turn around to see behind your back"
Yells a bratty kid, as his head explodes when you shoot

"I am the one with the balls around here
They're in my pocket I swear! "
You say as they bag your loot

If you had any friends you didn't then
Your stupidity is broadcast by your dick face
You ignorant little prick
A dick with feet and a handgun robbing a bank